you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP
Our Chihuahua, Precious, was not thrilled when she was dethroned as the baby of the family 9 years ago.
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen